I grew up in a quiet Canadian town where the nights were long, the winters unforgiving, and the only excitement came from the flicker of the corner store’s neon sign. Most kids collected hockey cards or comic books. Me? I was haunted by something stranger—gadgets, gizmos, toys with hidden promises.

It started with curiosity. A late-night magazine ad, the kind your parents hoped you’d never see, whispered that there was more to life than cold beer and colder winters. I ordered one, hid it under my bed, and when the world slept—I tested it. That was the spark.

Years later, the obsession grew into a mission: to hunt down every bizarre, brilliant, and buzz-worthy toy I could find. Some dazzled, some disappointed, and a few downright terrified me. But I kept going, driven a restless the need to peek behind the curtain and see what’s really there. To find the perfect sex toy. The holy grail.

Now I share those stories here. Honest reviews, strange discoveries, and maybe a little dark humor from a guy who’s seen it all—and lived to tell the tale.

Want to collaborate? Send me wondrous devices to test? Yell at me for any reason? Send me a quick email at slickrick@slickrickstoypicks.com.